My Life Is Scary

I came this close to being squished to death by Satan's Spawness.
My foot-in-the-mouth disease and hot-headed impulsiveness is going to lead to my untimely demise one day.
Anyway, it's all sorted now.
Even if it hadn't gotten sorted, turns out all them bitches can do to 'harm' me is scream "less gross*" every time I passed them. It was S'S and two of her bitches. Not too scary.
The risk of getting sat on, on the other hand...
The entire school read the photo comment war I had with Slut and Spastic. Even though no one dares mess with Slut, they openly came to my defense against Spastic. Ha HA HA!

*'less gross' is Spastic's sad version of sarcasm. It's like saying - That's not gross at all, sarcastically.

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